two fun quotes from the crazy weekend

[readingthedark]

"I have ten AK-47s."
 
(It was said with a mix of surprise and humor, but was also a factually true statement.  This person was surprised and amused to actually own ten AK-47s in real life.)


"I can haz ripped rabbit fur."

(This, obviously, was said from the point of view of a real cat imagining that it was a LOLcat.  The person who said it has a cat in real life.  If anything is real.  If everything is imaginary, then we may all be LOLcatz or simulations of LOLcatz.)