i'll see your lies and raise you some lulus.

[readingthedark]

I accidentally caught smidges of both Iowa debates. They're like those poker shows that come on late at night.

The presidential candidates shape their answers based on whether they're going first or last.

You shouldn't have alarmist comebacks when you go first, but some of them tried.

But, unlike the poker shows, the presidential candidates are always bluffing because none of them have any good cards at all.

Comments

[ciunas-alainn.livejournal.com]

Here, here!

[oddmonster.livejournal.com]

I almost asked you which party's debates they were, and then better sense prevailed: it doesn't actually matter.