readingthedark

dear death,

i am sorry that dangerous drug rumors have followed you for so long, especially if they caught up with you.

i am sorry that i have only seen two of your movies and they were not good.

i am sorry that i have strange tastes in art and it was not your fault that you were often cast with people that i avoid watching.

but, no, the order and the first 20 minutes of the brothers grimm did not inspire me to seek out more of your work.

but here's the problem, dude: that pic of you as the joker was supercool.

i watched batman begins exactly yesterday (along with magnolia and something else because i was too sick to read even) and kept thinking that you were going to rock it.

and now when you finally are supercool (yeah, yeah, some of your roles are way praised and prized, i will watch them eventually because i just got to magnolia because i am slow) you will be buried in the ground.

last i'd heard you were trying to break into the music biz and directing and dating gemma louise ward.

i'd say best wishes on those ventures, but you are dirt now.