Skinny Puppy is a great force of good in my universe

I have the day off and, as soon as I have near-fatal amounts of caffeine, I'm going to write for real. There are powerful evils in the world that I must document, such as the local conservative rag that has an article on Winger's new album and how four of the songs are about the honor inherent to Amerikkkan soldiers.

How dare they print such self-serving nonsense? Especially when the new Skinny Puppy album is out today. How dare they spread their vengeful beliefs in Winger and vengeance on such a holy day?

Call me foolish, but my mind inhabits a world where a new Skinny Puppy album is so utterly important that it should be on the front page news of every newspaper in the world.

Thank you for tolerating my personal cosmology.