Trying to remember the name of a fairly new (in my world that means less than 90 day old) book, I stumbled on two sentences near each other in google:

"JT Leroy may not exist.
I'm addicted to lipgloss and mints."

(The book, if anyone is a super-genius, is an oversized anthology of writer's talking about "what they can't write without" or some such. I know where it is in the giant bookstore and I'm headed back there later so I'll find it.)