http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RuHhyQFYnI

Attractive Wiccan bookseller: Check. (Christina Oakley Harrington. I think she's from Treadwell's.)

Freaky ancient grimoire: Check.

Dude from Sotheby's: Check.

Detailed depiction of killing a frog for magical purposes: Check.

Obligatory Susanna Clarke mention where Wiccan smiles knowingly: Check. (I adore Susanna. She even has a picture of me up on her website, it just seems de rigeur for something like this, that's all.)

Talk show format: Check!

Please bring me more tv like this.